Ninja Sex Party

Chart-topping comedy band Ninja Sex Party has but one goal: To take your body sweetly by the hand and then rock its face off with amazing music. The band's lead singer, Danny Sexbang, is tender yet firm, sensual yet masculine, and a total horndog yet not creepy about it. Danny is accompanied on keyboards by his best friend and roommate Ninja Brian, the ultimate martial arts champion/electronic music enthusiast. NSP's three albums NSFW, Strawberries and Cream, and Attitude City, have been called a "master class in rad dick jokes set to even radder music"* and "great music to bone to."**

You will love this band, because if you don't, it's your ass on the line.

*we made this quote up

**this one too, but it’s definitely true