The OneUps

HOLY HOT FUNKASAURUS REX THE ONEUPS ARE COMING BACK TO MAGFEST

THEY’RE FUNKY THEY’RE JAZZY THEY’RE COOL COOL AS VGM BANDS GET TBH

HOT DAMN THEY’RE SO SEXCELLENT THEY’LL MAKE YOUR CLOTHES FALL OFF IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL BE CAREFUL OK?

OR NOT W/E YOU’RE A GROWN ASS PERSON YOU DO WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT*

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

*Careful or they may perform at your engagement & or weddings. Be VERY careful….


The OneUps, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a band who does not exist. The OneUps, a band on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the danceless, and the funkless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.