If you read the minibosses bio last year, you know the true name of the evil demon that stalks these lands, he-who-shall-not-be-named (aka GARRICK). After imprisoning him in a service elevator whose doors would never again open, the soccer-succubus seemed to have been banished to roam the halls of magfest 9 forever, but now he has both arisen and arriven with a vengeance. What can be done? Will he show up at your room, identifying odors with the tenacity of an albatross? Will he cock his head slightly to get a better gander of your astonishment? What can we do? Did you figure out that this bio was going to be in first person again? Yeah, it is, but this time it's first person PLURAL.