The World is Square
Since the dawn of time, man had believed the world to be a flat disc. The beliefs of these geographers and explorers later lead to a great war against those who knew the truth then only known as "The Squares". When they heard the call to battle; they equipped themselves with the power of unconventional weapons, unlike anything the world had ever seen before. They rode into battle on their Golden Chocobos with Ukuleles & Glockenspiels drawn. Great Magick spells were cast using the hypnotizing sounds of Mandolins and Hand Drums. At the end of the battle, when the dust had settled, when the sky had rained out its remaining ash ... a single flag stand proudly in the battlefield ... Proclaiming; THE WORLD IS SQUARE.