The Mountain Chiefs

Once upon a time I saw The Mountain Chiefs perform live and suddenly my life changed irrevocably for the better. By that I mean I was exposed to their ¸.•.❀•乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 RIFFS❀.•.¸ and I simply ceased caring about anything else aside from said T H I C C R I F F AGE. It's a simple life, but hey, I enjoy it. And you will too once you experience The Mountain Chiefs for yourself.

And if you don't, well Curtis will probably cry big ol' crocodile tears. Don't make Curtis cry big ol' crocodile tears. It's just fucking wrong, man. He's a generally happy dude. Let him be happy, alright? Geezus....

The Mountain Chiefs are a sludgy two-bass no-guitar band that has lurched from the basements of Philadelphia for one reason only:
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