Well it's about damn time. Listen, I love early 2000s-based webblogs as much as the next guy, but it's time to update our page to showcase how sleek and modern we are now. We're gonna be using words like "blockchain" and "synergical", which isn't even a real word – yet.
So, please, stumble around the new site. We'll be filling in a lot of the missing pages over the next few weeks, so don't mind the gaps. But in the meantime, feel free to rummage around... maybe you'll even find something super secret...
Before we go, let's give one more big farewell to the site that serviced us for so long.