Congratulations, intern!

You’ve unlocked my prestigious and [unpaid] internship program. But don’t worry—you won’t leave empty-handed. Your exclusive digital onboarding [reward] package includes:

• Access to top secret Garbotnik Industry Files (just ignore the “redacted” sections)
• The satisfaction of knowing you’re helping to build a cleaner Garbotnik-approved future!
• A meal voucher for Garby’s (fries not included)

Get ready to dive into the exciting world of sanitation, optimization, and harbor domination. Remember, you’re not in it for the paycheck—you’re here for the glory! Now report to your supervisor and let’s get sweeping!

Yours in innovation,
Dr. Garbotnik, D.Eng.
Overseer of Vital Operations (OVO)
Executive Governing Garbageperson (EGG)
Director, TRaSHCo

📞 867-5309 | ✉️ Dr.Garbotnik@magfest.org